Internet.
You know what I love? How everyone lies on the internet. Don’t deny it. Everyone does. I know I do. I like about my age and stuff like that all the time. And I think it’s ok because, honestly, the only time someone would need to know you’re real age is if they wanted to stalk you. And who wants a stalker?
But some people are just ridiculous. I have this interent ‘friend’ but I only really talk to him to be polite. And he says he has cancer. I’m not saying that someone with cancer can’t be on the computer, but his story is obviously a lie. He says that he got cancer and that his dad and brother, like, beat him up about it. Like tease, him, make fun of him. Stuff like that. I’m sure that a father who’s son has cancer would ridicule him. And his brother is the devil. And thats not all. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was in the hospital, then broke up with him because he had cancer. Thats something a person does. And today he tells me that his 3 best friends died of cancer on the same day. Really? Honestly, what are the chances of that? But the real reason I don’t believe him is because he says all the stuff and whenever I get on Runescape (yes, Runescape) he’s online. If my family teased me, my girlfriend broke up with me, and my 3 best friends died on the same day, I would most definitely spend every minute of my life on Runescape.
In conclusion, don’t be a liar. Please.
